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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:43
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
How often should you forgive someone for hurting you? At what point should you cut ties?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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